Tag: sorcerer

Trash Characters that live rent free in my Head #4

#TrashCharacterTuesdays is an ongoing series of bad character ideas from the depths of my brain. You’re welcome. This week: Tater Grailos: the human sorcerer who doesn’t believe in magic.

Tater Grailos: The Human Sorcerer that doesn’t believe in Magic

#TrashCharacterTuesdays is an ongoing series of bad character ideas from the depths of my brain. You’re welcome.

Disclaimer: I have played this one in a one shot. Ask me how it went!

Tater Grailos is the answer to “What is the high fantasy equivalent of a flat earther?” But like, polite about it.

He doesn’t believe in magic. Even when he is obviously doing magic. Firebolt? Nah, that stone I threw sparked off the goblin’s armor and ignited marsh gas. Mage armor? Please, my dude, I’m just really sweaty and my tunic is kind of stiff.

Always an answer, always dumb. Always upbeat and wholesome.

Feature image credit: A “flat-Earth” map drawn by Orlando Ferguson in 1893. Public domain via Wikimedia Commons.

Feel free to use this character to your games. If you include them in an adventure, throw a shoutout to the Legend Tree, and if you play or use them in your game we would be delighted if you left a comment letting us know how it went!

Trash Characters that live rent free in my Head #1

#TrashCharacterTuesdays is an ongoing series of bad character ideas from the depths of my brain. You’re welcome. This week: Mister Bitey, the Awakened Cat Sorcerer.

Mister Bitey, the Awakened Cat Sorcerer

#TrashCharacterTuesdays is an ongoing series of bad character ideas from the depths of my brain. You’re welcome.

A little girl finds an ancient relic in the woods and wishes for her best friend, her cat Mister Bitey, to be able to talk and live forever…

That was 300 years ago. Mister Bitey misses her human, and she always goes out of her way to help and delight children, in her honor. But she hates everyone else.

Mister Bitey likes to go on adventures, but she insists on being carried. She lives up to her name, and enjoys biting people as part of her touch magic spells.

Feel free to use this character to your games. If you include them in an adventure, throw a shoutout to the Legend Tree, and if you play or use them in your game we would be delighted if you left a comment letting us know how it went!