Tater Grailos: The Human Sorcerer that doesn’t believe in Magic
#TrashCharacterTuesdays is an ongoing series of bad character ideas from the depths of my brain. You’re welcome.
Disclaimer: I have played this one in a one shot. Ask me how it went!
Tater Grailos is the answer to “What is the high fantasy equivalent of a flat earther?” But like, polite about it.
He doesn’t believe in magic. Even when he is obviously doing magic. Firebolt? Nah, that stone I threw sparked off the goblin’s armor and ignited marsh gas. Mage armor? Please, my dude, I’m just really sweaty and my tunic is kind of stiff.
Always an answer, always dumb. Always upbeat and wholesome.
Feature image credit: A “flat-Earth” map drawn by Orlando Ferguson in 1893. Public domain via Wikimedia Commons.
Feel free to use this character to your games. If you include them in an adventure, throw a shoutout to the Legend Tree, and if you play or use them in your game we would be delighted if you left a comment letting us know how it went!
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